My eyes aren’t that bad.
They could be worse.
I wear contact and glasses and sometimes I don’t always see what I thought I saw.
I left my house in a rush this morning because I’m usually late for work. As I was edging the corner of my street I saw a bumper sticker and I saw “Glad to be Airbag!”
A double take and a half a turn later I realize it said “Glad to be Airborne!”
While I’m thrilled you are thrilled to be airbourne, I really hate your bumper sticker. I hate bumper stickers in general. They’re sassy, unnecessary, and they make your car look shitty. I specifically didn’t like yours because of it’s tiny font and odd placing because, deep down inside my soul, I was really hoping you were thrilled to be an airbag.
